"I am an Alien"

My friend Rowan thinks that the only reason we've not all been abcucted is that the aliens are too lazy. Rowan is very tall and very skinny. He gives me picky-upy-whirly hugs. I have never had a curly whurly chocolate bar or whatever they are called so i do not know if they are yummy or not, however, as we know they are chocolate, we can say they are probably yummy. We can say anything we like but it will not make it fact, but fact doesn't exist because everything is subjective and you might think the sky is blue,and maybe it is blue, but for each it will be a different blue. It was very weird because just as i typed blue, the song i am listening to, "Werewolf" By Coco Rosie, said it. This song has a very wankerish beginning but it is quite nice. I had a long argument with merryn about the wankyness of this song, but i have decided i like it. People often change their opinions so i wonder why they care so much about making a good first impression. It is nice to not be seen as annoying little shyte who someone could easily hate, but really, do you have to wear your best outfit and nicest make up and do your hair? it is all very unnecessary. It is also unnecessary to jump up and down 3 times, cross your arms like in that stretch,put onw arm on your head and the other on your knee, spin around 10 times then try and walk in a straight line, but its quite funny so i would recommend it. Trying to walk in a straight line when you are dizzy is like trying to dizzy when you are in a straight line but that does not make sense and is totally irrelevant but what is relevant? i guesswhat relevant is that if the Sycorax were more prepared and didn't try to use blood control to make the A+ jump, we would be slaves to the a different Solar System, but no of course not, because like all influential groups now-a-days we must take the short cut and do everything the easy way! 

Duno what's up with all the repetitive business but 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46erCj_Rii0