Once upon these times...

I wish I could fly, but being able to breath under water would be funner..

if a fly can fly, can an elephant elephant?

What do you call a Fly whit no wings? 

Walk

How do fireflies start a race?
Ready steady glow

Which fly makes films?
Stephen Speilbug

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied 'er!

What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?
A zipper

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A space Invader.

What's this spider doing in my soup?
I think he's trying to catch the fly, sir.