Second Generation

Odd

Once upon a time their lived a little man in a little house who had a little cat and one day the little man decided that he couldn't be bothered anymore so he decided to do nothing but sit underneath a tree because he read a self help book about soul alignment or some shit.

One day whilst under his tree an apple landed on his head and he thought, fuck gravity, this apple fell cos it wanted to. So he made a mission in life to discover if fruit really did have thoughts because they do otherwise the apple wouldn't have landed on his head. The red apple stood up, told him

" OI, GET THE FUCK OVER IT. SO WHAT IF I CAN TALK AND THINK!?"

and the little red apple disappeared off into the horizon and married a green apple. 

Green and Red are the colours of christmas because trees and holly are in green and santa is in red. But i think it should be different in australia because we have heaps better christmases 

The colours should be Purple and Yellowy- brown. Because of the Jacaranda( or however you spell it) trees and the sand and sun and the grass.

We get to go to the beach or have a BBQ or lounge around in parks sun baking in the warm sun at christmas while all the other people on the other side of the world are stuck in their houses turning up the heat while someone slaves in the kitchen as the oven is warm and you cannot escape your family even if you want to because its too cold outside.

I really like parks because they are happy places and they are nice and its good to have parks in cities because if you didn't then it would ALL be concrete and no one likes concrete jungles. I also like the beach because i like waves and water. I think that waves are fun because they can be big and scary and unpredictable or they can be small and gentle and smoothing. The fun thing is with the bigger ones is that you can go under them, over them or ride them. 3 ways to conquer mother nature over and over and over for hours and it never gets boring. And the good thing about the smaller ones is that you can just float on your back and shut your eyes and feel the warm sun on your bear skin whilst staying cool and gently lolling in time with nature which sounds kinda wanky but is actually delightful and can also be enjoyed for long amounts of time.

Summer is just around the concer and i inted to do both for long amounts of time as well as vist parks. I also intend to go camping by the beach which will be tremendous as i will wake up, loll, eat, conquer, eat, play 500 till the cows come home( but they are actualy goannas) and then sleep. Mix in a few pub dinners and some cricket and you got your self a wonderful summer holiday. 

Goodbye.

Tribute to one of the best television shows ever.

I want to own this here DVD

Princess Valhalla Hawkwind and Moosh

Moosh

Marshall and Alice

I almost cried

The best siblings ever

POP

What a support system

Marshal and Kate :: 1

Marshall and Kate :: 2

Brie Larson

Princess Valhalla Hawkwind

Kate

Bits and Bobs...

If this post was called Bits and Boobs it would be rather rude... not that anyone will see it anyway.

This makes me happy

this and the above image are from the blog 52 Suburbs which is SO COOOOL and you should check it out. Also. My mum is ginger, which means i might carry the ginger gene so i think i should have babies with someone who has the  ginger and then i will get a cute little ranga baby like this one :)

No explanation needed.

I really want to watch The Grinch again. My english sub today looked like the Grinch. I laughed.

I bought a video of Hey Arnold for $2 at Vinnies and i think i should finish it. HEY FOOTBALL HEAD

Saw this film for the first time on the weekend. Possibly the best line in the movie.

Oh how i wished Peter Pan would take me to Neverland. I hated the thought of growing up. I still wish i was 5.

Oh deary me

Jizz

again...

and agian

and again.

DOUG?

I wish i owned them all but they cost lots of monies which i don't have. If i did. I would climb into a cocoon and watch them forever

Cutest movie couple in the world. I like this movie  because it knows its a movie. It screams "LOOK AT MY MOVIENESS WITH MY WANKY ARTY SHOTS AND TECHNIQUES AND MY CHEESY LAMENESS AND MY AWESOMENESS" 

I love it.

Once you've seen The Doctor and Bill Nigh complement each other on their bow ties, finding out that Bill Nigh is going to be in the next Harry Potter movie.... My life is complete. For real...