Wednesday, December 29, 2010

My Animal Encounters.

Once upon a time there lived a snail. 
He was eaten. 
By me. 
When i was about 2.
I would like to apologize to him to him.
Or her.

Once upon a time there lived a cat.
Her name was Oscar.
She was a grouch.
When I was three.
I woke up early one day and painted her green.
With house paint.
Sorry about that buddy.

Once upon a time there lived a small lizard.
When I was about 5.
He bit me.
Bitch.
I am still waiting for my apology. 

Once upon this time I have a dog.
He chases cats.
-My cat ran away.
He eats lizards.
-Bit you back bud.
He leaves the snails alone.
-He is sorry for me too.
I guess.

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