So i know i posted other HP things before but i found this tumblr called fuckyeahdeathlyhallows and it was awesome and i went through its 53 pages and kinda laughed so hard i felt that i should take some of the pictures and put them here in a collection of my favourite... AND i finished the 7th one just yesterday :)
p.s if you havnt read the books and something is spoilt THATS YOUR FUALT FOR NOT READING THE BOOKS douche.
OK, so this picture is tiny tiny so ima write out what it says here:
"Oh fuck no, that shit aint gonna fly with me. Or anyone with a brain for that matter. The badass on the left side of the page is the brightest fucking witch of her age. She took on a full gown mountain troll when she was only 11 and lived to tell the fucking tale. What did Bella do when she was 11? We don't know because Stephanie Myer gives us no details of what Bellas life was like before Forks. But you can bet your first born child that Bella didn't do anything as brave as taking on a fucking mountain troll. She probably sat around making sandwiches for her mom's boyfriends
Bella spends her time wishing she was pretty and bitching about the weather. Hermione (as pretty as she may actually be) knows that people tease her about her looks, but does she spend her time bitching and moaning about it? No, because she has more important things to be doing with her fucking time. Like researching what the fuck is hidden in the Chamber of Secrets so she and her badass friend Harry Potter (if you don't know who Harry *BAMF* Potter is, shoot yourself now) can save all the muggleborns. Or doing something productive like studying and helping other people with their homework, as apposed to Bella who sits around smugly thinking about how she's so much fucking smarter than everyone else. When in reality,Bella is dumber than Crab and Goyle. And instead of begging the the guy she loves to fuck her for three books straight, Hermione waits for him to notice her, instead of acting like a dumb slut to get his attention. Hermione and her two male friends (who aren't both in love with her) save the fucking world on a daily basis. What the fuck has Bella done besides cry and have sex? Nothing. Thats right. Nothing. So shut the fuck up and appreciate the badassery and amazingness that is Hermione fucking Granger, before i crucio your ass."
OK so the writings small but its the "YOU CANT SIT WITH US" thing and if you havn't seen mean girls YOU SMELL.
Tiny for the first 4 so here ya go: Harry thank you for saving the school this year, but i have bad news,
You have fallen behind on your class work and i dont know how to say this.
Say what professor?
hit it Gandalf.
Such a good series. also cant wait for the last two movies!
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