Utter nonsense for the untrained eye

my friend Merryn

she is the one person who i think is worth writing about. She is a Sheep-y captain of the Village Idiots and will one day be a world dominator (She will be a dictator). She has a friend called Maddy who is the Leader of the All Seeing All Knowing. Maddy sprayed me with silly string today and i squirted her with a water pistol. 3, 2 there way. Merryn has a funny hat. Merryn has a funny music. Merryn is funny and i like merryn. This has been written with poor english skills due to merryn's incapability to type properly. "I bet Yoda can't type!" 

Alex is also my friend who is not merryn or maddy. she said i should write about her so i shall. Alex likes Toy Story and Ryan Shcekelface. She is always going on about one thing or another which is better than going on about nothing.

 Summer is fast fading and autumn is on his way over for a nice cup of tea and as the weather cools i shall stay in bed but not really cos i am legally obliged to go to school. School is fun sometimes like in drama but can be also not fun in other subjects. maths i do not like and engish is not so smelly. Brighde smells sexy as she is my sexy beast and also if my train of thought were a real train i think everyone would be lost and no one would bother buying a ticket except people who wanted to pay to go nowhere if you follow me. if you did follow me you would probably get pretty bored as the places i go are not too interesting but who cares about the place when you have good company? This is why i am not bored of my life. I cannot tolerate tools as they are just a bit silly. when i say tools i do not mean tools that you use to build things but the colloquial term . Urban dictionary meaning: "A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is alwasys making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool is useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, ect."

Luckily none of my friends are tools, unfortunately i do know some.

I am currently listening to Sweet Road by animal collective and i think it is a very nice song and is good for a summer/autumn transition. 

I do not think i have anything else to say so i shall depart.